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chuck: (walking through his front door after another raptors broadcast)
“Boom shaka-laka-laka-laka!!”
chuck’s wife: Seriously chuck, you’re at home now, you can stop acting like a total moron
chuck: Are you kidding me?! “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, ya gotta love it!”
chuck’s wife: Honey, can you call the kids, dinner is ready
chuck: The fridge door is open, look’s like momma’s in the kitchen
chuck’s wife: Damn you chuck, stop acting like an idiot and get the kids before the meal gets cold
chuck: (calling for his children) Kids, dinner’s on the runway, your mother is serving up some ACC iron
chuck’s son: What are you talking about?
chuck: Get out the s&c mama, dinner is on the table
chuck’s son: Dad, are you crazy?
chuck’s wife: Hey everyone, dinner is getting cold, where are you?
chuck: We’re not hungry anymore, we just ate some Spalding
chuck’s wife: (Under her breath) I can’t believe I married this moron
chuck: Hey honey, guess what tonight is…it’s naked night with the swirsk!
chuck’s wife: Go upstairs and turn off all the lights, I’ll be there soon
chuck: Going UPSTAIRS, for a slam by the swirsk
chuck’s wife: (walks into the bedroom)
chuck: Hey honey, I‘ve got the mojo going right now, time to show you a little somethin’ somethin’!
chuck’s wife: chuck, what are you wearing?
chuck: Nothin' but nylon baby!
chuck’s wife: Oh no, not again
chuck: (turns on some music to set the mood)
chuck’s wife: What the hell is that?
chuck: It’s an MP3 download
chuck’s wife: Alright, let’s just get this over with
chuck: Oh baby what a play, the swirsk shakes, he bakes, and Ka-Bosh, I’m in, I’m in, I’m in!
chuck’s wife: chuck, are you still with me here?
chuck: Ring it up from downtown swirskville, check out the onions on this guy
chuck’s wife: Did you just…
chuck: Oh my Bosh! the swirsk just gave you an NBA facial
chuck’s wife: That was a shameless plug, chuck
chuck: Oh baby, that was sick, wicked and nasty!
chuck’s wife: Alright dear, that’s enough (rolling over)
chuck: Honey, you’re my Gatorade X-factor
chuck’s wife: Um, well, uh, I love you too chuck
chuck: Shout-out to the guys in the truck, we couldn't have done it without you