IlCrucco ha scritto:Evvai con il totonome:
Craptors mi sembra il più ovvio e giusto ma ci sarebbero ancora un paio di proposte da ponderare seriamente:
"Torontholes" - Toronto + assholes
"Toronto Idiots"
"Toronto Meteors" Un ringraziamento al meteorite di ca. 65 mil. di anni fa.
"Toronto Free Pizzas"
Oddio potrei continuare per tutto il giorno, e anche di più.
Toronto Tontos
Toronto Meteorisms (che non ha nulla a che fare con i meteoriti)
e per concludere:
Q: What do you call a Toronto Raptors player with a championship ring? A: A thief.
Q: What's the difference between the Toronto Raptors and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Toronto Raptors and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: What is the difference between a Raptors fan and a baby? A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: How many Toronto Raptors players does it take to change a tire? A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
Q: What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals? A: The Toronto Raptors.
Q: How do you keep a Toronto Raptors player out of your yard? A: Put up a basketball net.
Q: What is a Toronto Raptors fan's favorite whine? A: "We can't beat Boston."
Q: How do you stop a Toronto Raptors fan from beating his wife? A: Dress her in Boston Green and White!
Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and a Toronto Raptors fan? A: The bucket.
Q: If you have a car containing a Raptors power forward, a Raptors point guard, and a Raptors center, who is driving the car? A: The cop.
Q: How do you casterate a Toronto Raptors fan? A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: What should you do if you find three Toronto Raptors basketball fans buried up to their neck in cement? A: Get more cement.
Q: What's the difference between a Toronto Raptors fan and a carp? A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q. How did the Toronto Raptors fan die from drinking milk? A. The cow fell on him!
Q: What does a Toronto Raptors fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals? A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: How many Toronto Raptors fans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
Q: What does a Toronto Raptors fan and a bottle of beer have in common? A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: Why do Toronto Raptors fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards? A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: How do the Raptors spend the first week of training camp? A: Studying the Miranda Rights
Q: How do you keep a Raptors fan from masterbating? A: You paint his dick Boston green and white and he won't beat it for 4 years!
Q. Why do ducks fly over Air Canada Centre upside down? A. There's nothing worth craping on!
Q: Why doesn't Vancouver have a professional basketball team? A: Because then Toronto would want one.
Q: What do you call a Toronto Raptor in the NBA Finals? A: A referee.
Q: Did you hear that Toronto's basketball team doesn't have a website? A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Raptors Fan A Raptors fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his Red and Black jersey. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St. Peter. "Hello mate" says St. Peter, "I'm sorry, no Raptors fans in heaven." "What ?" exclaims the man, astonished. "You heard, no Raptors fans." "But, but, but, I've been a good man", replies the Raptors supporter. "Oh really", says St. Peter. "What have you done, then ?" "Well" said the supporter, "Three weeks before I died, I gave 100 dollars to the starving children in Africa". "Oh" says St.Peter. "anything else?" "Well, 2 weeks before I died I also gave 100 dollars to the homeless." "Hmmm. Anything else?" "Yeah. A week before I died I gave 100 dollars to the Albanian orphans." "Okay", said St. Peter, "You wait here a minute while I have a word with the God." Ten minutes pass before St. Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your $300 dollars back, now fuck off".
"Tasi ti, che ti xe tanto testa de mona che tuti i mesi te perdi sangue del naso" Nereo Rocco