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chuck: (walking through his front door after another raptors broadcast)
“Boom shaka-laka-laka-laka!!”

chuck’s wife: Seriously chuck, you’re at home now, you can stop acting like a total moron

chuck: Are you kidding me?! “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, ya gotta love it!”

chuck’s wife: Honey, can you call the kids, dinner is ready

chuck: The fridge door is open, look’s like momma’s in the kitchen

chuck’s wife: Damn you chuck, stop acting like an idiot and get the kids before the meal gets cold

chuck: (calling for his children) Kids, dinner’s on the runway, your mother is serving up some ACC iron

chuck’s son: What are you talking about?

chuck: Get out the s&c mama, dinner is on the table

chuck’s son: Dad, are you crazy?

chuck’s wife: Hey everyone, dinner is getting cold, where are you?

chuck: We’re not hungry anymore, we just ate some Spalding

chuck’s wife: (Under her breath) I can’t believe I married this moron

chuck: Hey honey, guess what tonight is…it’s naked night with the swirsk!

chuck’s wife: Go upstairs and turn off all the lights, I’ll be there soon

chuck: Going UPSTAIRS, for a slam by the swirsk

chuck’s wife: (walks into the bedroom)

chuck: Hey honey, I‘ve got the mojo going right now, time to show you a little somethin’ somethin’!

chuck’s wife: chuck, what are you wearing?

chuck: Nothin' but nylon baby!

chuck’s wife: Oh no, not again

chuck: (turns on some music to set the mood)

chuck’s wife: What the hell is that?

chuck: It’s an MP3 download

chuck’s wife: Alright, let’s just get this over with

chuck: Oh baby what a play, the swirsk shakes, he bakes, and Ka-Bosh, I’m in, I’m in, I’m in!

chuck’s wife: chuck, are you still with me here?

chuck: Ring it up from downtown swirskville, check out the onions on this guy

chuck’s wife: Did you just…

chuck: Oh my Bosh! the swirsk just gave you an NBA facial

chuck’s wife: That was a shameless plug, chuck

chuck: Oh baby, that was sick, wicked and nasty!

chuck’s wife: Alright dear, that’s enough (rolling over)

chuck: Honey, you’re my Gatorade X-factor

chuck’s wife: Um, well, uh, I love you too chuck

chuck: Shout-out to the guys in the truck, we couldn't have done it without you

fagiu ha scritto:Vi siete mai chiesti come si comporta in privato, tra le mura di casa, il mitico telecronista dei Raptors Chuck Swirsky?

Berserker ha scritto:

fagiu ha scritto:Vi siete mai chiesti come si comporta in privato, tra le mura di casa, il mitico telecronista dei Raptors Chuck Swirsky?

No, Fagiu, non me lo sono mai chiesto

Anch'io ammetto la mia colpevolezza; tempo fa però feci un sogno dove facevo l'amore con la mia ragazza e nel sottofondo sentivo la voce concitata di Chuck che a mò di telecronaca diceva: OOOOOOOOH DANNI ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!??